Male Cat or EDM Artist from the 2010s?
My ex-wife sleeps with one every night to fill a void in her life from 23 years of “wasted youth.” I’m not sure who I’m more jealous of.
Kyle L. Smith
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Comedy Writing
Jokes
Why am I not scared of haunted houses? I don’t know, nothing jumps out at me.
In relationships I’m like a tech entrepreneur: fail fast and fail forward (into my spaghetti).
I called tech support for my quantum computer. They told me to turn it both on and off simultaneously.