Every Person at Your Job
THE BOSS: This is your BOSS. It’s in all caps, because he (it’s a man, always a man) wants you to be clear that he is your BOSS.
Laura Berlinsky-Schine
Brooklyn
Laura Berlinsky-Schine is a writer of words living in Brooklyn with Hercules, a lab-mix/demigod. Her humor writing has been published in Slackjaw, The Weekly Humorist, Little Old Lady Comedy, The Philadelphia Satirer, and Flexx.
Comedy Writing
Bruce Springsteen Lyrics Mad Libs
You know what rips you to shreds? [synonym for life]. [slang term for a woman in the 1970s], let’s get married.
- by Laura Berlinsky-Schine
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- April 8, 2024
Maximize Anxiety While Prepping for Your Annual Physical
Google “What does sexually active mean?” Is it like you’re having sex right at that moment? In the past year? Ever?
- by Laura Berlinsky-Schine
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- September 27, 2023
Please Enjoy Our 62-Ingredient Bloody Mary
We’ve also shitloaded that thing with, like, 17 green olives from the most overpriced gourmet grocery store we could find.
- by Laura Berlinsky-Schine
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- August 25, 2022
How to Make Your Zoom Meetings More French
Have a visible breakfast of two croissants, orange juice, and a glass of red wine on Zoom. Complain how you had to make the croissants by hand.
- by Laura Berlinsky-Schine
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- August 4, 2020