Otis, The Almost Perfect Boyfriend
My boyfriend Otis is basically the perfect boyfriend. Except he refuses to participate in any form of social media, or any type of kissing.
I lied to many boys about liking metal bands but when they found my Kate Bush tattoo I had to come clean. I have been told that my teeth smell like porcupines. I wonder why so many people are familiar with such a pointy creature and if someone makes a product to do something about that. If you do, please contact me, I could use a little help.
My boyfriend Otis is basically the perfect boyfriend. Except he refuses to participate in any form of social media, or any type of kissing.