Toilet Paper: The Perk of Going Home
The best thing a college student can look forward to when going home is toilet paper. TP even beats the powerful water pressure of your own shower.
Comedy Writing
Trophies Mean You Were One of the Cool Kids
All the dusty, gold-plated, tomboy-shaped trophies that define how cool I used to be are, sadly, probably sitting on the shelves of poor children who didn't earn them.