I was once a Stupid Human Trick on Letterman. www.coolpillows.com and www.madnessmuseum.com. Go to those sites, really helps explain wtf I am. Written for The American Bystander, McSweeney's, Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw and this fine publication. I do some other stuff I don't want to talk about but it's not very funny.

Comedy Writing

strum und drang my dudes

The Universe Tells Me

I doubt it would cook up an abundance of hate to overpower the abundance of love. It would be so not like the universe to fuck with abundance.

It's a musk

Elon Musk, I Can Do Your Job!

You're probably wondering, what sort of management skills does this guy have to run Tesla? Rest assured, I'm just like you: all over the place.

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