Job Posting: Human Anxiety Thermometer for Our Household
Must project Buddha-like calm, possess mixologist-level cocktail skills, and know when to keep the kids out of my “home office."
I like cheese and long bouts of silence. I work in education, so I've "seen some things." I live in Texas where fried vegetables are healthy and everyone rides horses to work.
Must project Buddha-like calm, possess mixologist-level cocktail skills, and know when to keep the kids out of my “home office."