Attention All Mysterious Creatures: Please Come Forward
If you're an ugly mythical creature and sick of hiding, I suggest you simply reveal your identity; I can almost guarantee that you will only gain from this exposure.
Comedy Writing
The Wrong People in All the Wrong Places
Put the right people in the right places. We can't all just keep taking it up the ass and pretend that we like it. Some of us have to stand up for what we believe in.
The Pros and Cons of My Immigrant, Married Status
My wife is American and I'm an immigrant from Eastern Europe. Most of you will think that immigrants in this country have got it going on. I used to think so, too.