An Open Letter to the Adult Man in Target Who Decided He Didn’t Want Keebler’s Coconut Dreams
As I picked up the box of cookies, I imagined a world where everyone thought it was okay to leave items they didn’t want anymore wherever they please.
Liane Houseman is an Orlando-based improviser and humor writer. She has written numerous sketch comedy shows and has studied satire at The Second City, where she tackled topics such as the environment, Disney, and social expectations. She has never seen the movie Mary Poppins.
As I picked up the box of cookies, I imagined a world where everyone thought it was okay to leave items they didn’t want anymore wherever they please.
I’m better off without you. You are so frustrating and judgmental. I have never done anything to wrong you, but yet, you still can’t stand me.