That There’s Oil. Texas Tea. Economy Slime. Hot Rockolate.
Iced lava. Coal brew. There Was Blood, A Long Time Ago. Dinosaur Smoothie. Tyrannosaurus rocks. Triceratopped off.
Comedy Writing
I Miss the Days When Men Were Men and Women Were Something Strange and Terrible We Don’t Dare Discuss
Things were easier then. Parents were parents, children were children, and unlike today’s children, they didn’t grow into adults either.
It Was Foolish of You to Match Wits with an Anti-Vaxxer, Detective
I’m a different breed altogether. How will you catch a man who does his own research?
Thought-Provoking Relationship Questions for Clingy Philosophers
- Which do you love more: me or your idea of me? - Would you still love me if I were replaced, piece by piece, until nothing of my original self was left?
Are You the Protagonist of a Borges Story or Just in a Room with Some Professors?
- An important work of literature is being discussed. You have not read it. - You are mostly silent.