TSA Guidelines for National Clown Week
Provide your real name. Slappy, Mr. Chuckles, Giggle Master, Miss Jiggles-a-Lot, and Happy Pappy are not legal names we recognize.
Lisa Kanarek is a humor writer and essayist living in Texas. She has written for the Washington Post, Purple Clover, Little Old Lady Comedy, and Mock Mom, among others. Lisa studied satire writing at The Second City Training Center. She may be breaking state law by not owning a pair of cowboy boots.
Provide your real name. Slappy, Mr. Chuckles, Giggle Master, Miss Jiggles-a-Lot, and Happy Pappy are not legal names we recognize.
Can you stop this off-key, off-off-off-Broadway show before the woman who says you aren’t good enough for her son plugs in her karaoke machine?