Every Day I Pray Someone Will Shit in the Pool
I am a swim coach for kids. That’s right, I spend my shifts in a cesspool of germs and boogers.
I'm a 24 year old English major. I've been told by baby boomers that getting an English degree is pointless, so I'm trying to put my school experience to some use and prove them wrong. I've always been told I have a good sense of humor. I love to make people laugh. Some of my favorite forms of humor are being sarcastic, and making terrible puns, and then laughing at myself over them. I have to laugh at myself all the time. It's better for my health than self-loathing.
I am a swim coach for kids. That’s right, I spend my shifts in a cesspool of germs and boogers.