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Logan Green

I am struggling to write things and take care of two cats at the same time. It's not going great. The cats are fine but the struggling is less than ideal. Will talk about Gremlins 2: The New Batch if you want to.

Comedy Writing

hot dog bus cruising around the map of USA

Letter to the Elusive BrätBus™: Why Do You Hate Our Wonderful Midwestern City?

You’re telling us that our beloved home--a place where many Hagen-Hogan BrätBoy Brats™ have been happily consumed--isn’t worth your time?

by Logan Green
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March 28, 2024

Now That I’m Dead, I Totally Understand Your 1-Star Reviews of My Poorly-Managed Graveyard

I’m dead (claw machine accident, I’m sure it was in the papers) and now that I’ve spent enough time floating around, I’m ready to respond.

by Logan Green
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January 25, 2024

Welcome to Presidential Park, Where, Thanks to Our Dubious Understanding of Scientific Ethics, American History Comes to Life

Presidents are coming along nicely. I watched as a tiny Grover Cleveland push, push, pushed his way out of a synthetic eggshell.

by Logan Green
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November 24, 2022

I’m a Cenobite with a Puzzle Box That’s Way Too Hard to Solve

The goal is to attract deranged perverts and I just thought that maybe I could attract a higher class of horny weirdos, someone I could vibe with.

by Logan Green
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October 4, 2022