Lucas Hubbard | Points in Case

Lucas Hubbard Bar Harbor, ME

I'm working on a number of short stories and screenplays at the moment, but I still find time to make bad jokes. I hail from Bar Harbor, Maine, the town that--fun fact--was recently named "Maine's Only Redeeming Quality." I graduated from Duke University in 2014 with a B.S. in Economics and a minor in Creative Writing, and I currently work as a Business Consultant in Arlington, VA.

Comedy Writing

How to Have Your Food and Not Pay for It Too

I’m a foodie at heart, but I’m cheap and lazy in reality. With a bit of elbow grease and macaroni, I’ve figured out a way to both have my free cake and eat it to excess.

by Lucas Hubbard
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September 29, 2015

How to Completely Empathize with Road-Raged Drivers

At the Deep-Seated Mentality Driving School, we pride ourselves on initiating drivers how low their brethren can sink, and how they must be prepared for the worst.

by Lucas Hubbard
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August 8, 2015

Job Interview with a Damaged Goods Employee

Honestly, after thinking about it and coming in today…I don't think you guys want me. I just got out of a LONG relationship with my last company, and I'm just not ready.

by Lucas Hubbard
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April 20, 2015

An Honest Spotify Commercial Interlude

$9.99 a month for practically infinite music at your fingertips is a luxury YOU JUST CAN'T AFFORD. Now, tell me, what do you really see in so much Pitbull?

by Lucas Hubbard
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March 26, 2015