Jokes
A small centaur can have two ponytails.
LOST: Maze builder. Last seen on way to work.
What if there’s another set of teeth after the permanent teeth, but no one has ever lived long enough to find out?
Why don’t we fight rising sea levels by raising sky levels?
Do dogs know they have bones inside them?
The drum: sounds’ trampoline.
How do we decide which soup of the day becomes soup of the year?
Flying a kite is like having the wind on a leash.
What is a “quarian” and why are so many old people against it?
You are now entering the calzone, where everything is folded in half.