Modern Austen IV: Laying the Foundation for Online Courtship
You might have guessed that I am still without a husband. Which is why I have established an online profile in search of dating courtship.
I'm about as hip as an am/fm radio. I have a degree in English and Gender Studies. I'll watch anything with Bill Murray in it. I swear I swear a lot.
You might have guessed that I am still without a husband. Which is why I have established an online profile in search of dating courtship.
If father and mother ever knew that I met Mr. Oxford at a seedy dive bar, or that I allowed him to kiss me on the cheek that night, they would never look at me again!
For those of you who have never been to Asia, I will provide a brief description of what an Eastern-style toilet looks like, as well as how to use one.
What I am proposing is a student loan program that will allow poor young people to go to university and be useful to society: I call it the Indentured Student Loan.
I know not what this young man is doing to me. I am constantly hanging on my cellular phone the way a hat hangs on a rack in the window of a milliner's shop.
It was very forward of the young man to leave a bit of paper on my desk with his name, calling number, and place of residence. I was taken aback at the breach of courtship protocol.