Jack-o’-Lantern Designs That Say “We’re Filing for Divorce”
A Jack-o'-Polyamory-Pamphlets: Nothing says, "we’re leaving each other," like joining separate sex cults.
Maggie Lalley is a stand up comic and writer. She writes regularly for Little Old Lady Comedy, has been published by the Belladonna Comedy, Picklefork, Lady Pieces, and the Junction, and is the co-creator and co-author of Poetry for Douchebags.
A Jack-o'-Polyamory-Pamphlets: Nothing says, "we’re leaving each other," like joining separate sex cults.
One time I was forced to watch my snail body get boiled, made into a ceviche soup, and served to a family of blondes on their backyard tennis court.