If Your Online Dates Texted Like Political Campaigns
Hey, Maggie, I’ll cut right to the chase. Please, Maggie, confirm that you’ll see me at Miller’s Tavern tonight at 8 p.m.
Maggie Phenicie is a writer and middle school teacher in Baltimore, MD. Her work has been published in McSweeney's, The Belladonna, Points in Case, and The 74. She tweets about TJ Maxx and her grudge against Nate Silver @mphenicie3.
Hey, Maggie, I’ll cut right to the chase. Please, Maggie, confirm that you’ll see me at Miller’s Tavern tonight at 8 p.m.