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Malia Gillette is not a lizard, she was just born during the year of the snake and has a way lower than average body temperature.

Comedy Writing

This Is PayPal, Informing You That Your Account May Be Compromised

Have you been getting some emails that seem Phishy? This is PayPal, btw. The real PayPal. How can you know? You’ll get a gut feeling inside.

by Malia Gillette
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June 28, 2021

Pros and Cons of Hiring the Guy Outside the Gas Station Holding the “Will Watch Your Kids for Beaf Jerky” Sign

Just because someone had a tough childhood doesn't mean they can't go on to hold a sign at a gas station and do a stellar job watching your kids. Right?

by Malia Gillette
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January 31, 2018

A Viable Self-Esteem Alternative for Women Who Miss the Occasional Sexual Harassment

I'm glad to know it's WOMEN who are responsible for the sexual harassment reform movement, and not the flagging appeal of my aging ass.

by Malia Gillette
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November 25, 2017

Jokes

If we truly are in a simulation, it begs the question: “How many times have I pissed the bed in real life?”

— Malia Gillette