I Ran So Fast to My Parking Meter That I Ripped Open a Wormhole in Time
If we don't get enough quarters into the Meter Colossus before sundown, we're all gonna get handed life's final parking ticket: death. Now, do you want to pay the fine?
Maps Levine smells like garbage and never did his homework. Maps was so stupid and mean to everyone and would yell at people so frequently for absolutely no reason, that every day for two years all of the Tech Ed teachers at his high school would throw rocks at him. One day, he had enough and he got so mad that he became the golem (look it up). He tore down the entire school and everyone was free to do what they wanted. Then they made his life story into a movie called "Recess: School's Out".
If we don't get enough quarters into the Meter Colossus before sundown, we're all gonna get handed life's final parking ticket: death. Now, do you want to pay the fine?