Mark Ifanson

Mark Ifanson is a California-based writer of the type of stuff he likes to read, which can make publication challenging at times. He was the copyeditor for Hemingway's other famous six-word story "For sale: baby cloths,* nearly new," and has an MFA from Starfleet Academy-Extension. His work has appeared in several obscure on-line journals and is frequently rejected by The New Yorker and The Paris Review because, well, the submissions are free. [*NOTE: Yes, the typo is intentional, Patricia, I was hoping I would not have to explain that, sort of deflates teh "humor."] [FURTHER NOTE: oops, "teh" is an actual typo. I meant to say "grapefruit."]