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You will be scrubbed down and sterilized before entering the house. It will be painful, but it is the only way to ensure a clean pre-teen.
Mark Walsh is a Chicago based writer and performer. He has written plays for The Annoyance Theater, an alumnus of Second City's HouseCo, and performed regularly with Crocodile Nasties, an iO Harold Team.
You will be scrubbed down and sterilized before entering the house. It will be painful, but it is the only way to ensure a clean pre-teen.
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