Marty Braxton Dublin, Ireland

I kick old people into volcanoes. I like to chain smoke cigarettes and sweat profusely while refusing to take my jumper off, under any circumstances. My interests include preparing homeless people for sacrifice to a New Guinean Blood God and watching box sets of HBO shows like Breaking Bad and Relic Hunter. I also like Mixed Martial Arts and the lost Polynesian art of Beanflicking. I admire funny people, animals that suffer from motion sickness, Bigfoot hoaxers, and the alien who crashlanded at Roswell in the 1950's who supposedly cried like a human child. Empty bucket / filled with sand, / Where is the burger / to fill my hand? Salad days / rodeo clown / Joseph Gordon Levitt / rusted crown.