Are You Experiencing Havana Syndrome or Menopause?
These symptoms could be from a directed energy attack or because you are fifty-ish and careening headlong toward "the big change."
Comedy Writing
I Am Your Third-Party Vendor, and I Will Fulfill All Your Needs
The minute you opted for the Pomegranate Margarita, gave your credit card to your "date," and said, "this round's on me," you entered my domain.
Note to the Entitled Granola Mom Who Cut in Front of Me at the Farmers Market
I had a feeling this might happen when I laid eyes on you ruthlessly shucking corn over the big bin, your nose ring glinting sharply in the sun.