The Wiley Armadillo Battle
In the battleground that has become my front yard, a relentless hole-digging monster works diligently under the cover of darkness to make me look foolish.
Comedy Writing
Dude, Where’s My Sponsor?
To buy a bumper sticker's worth of space on Dale Jr's car would cost somewhere north of a million bucks. But I'll let you sponsor my car for $500!
The Newlywed Game: Taking Inventory
<p>In the obligatory pre-marital counseling, a couple learns about what they will fight over once the deed is done. The list really comes as no surprise to anyone, but is still worth noting. Being halfway through year one, I figured this was a good time to see how we are stacking up.</p><p><strong><font size="4">1. Money</font></strong></p>
iPhone Number Three Meets Chappy’s Number Two
If you tell someone that you dropped a phone in the toilet, they invariably have but one question: 'Was it clean, or….you know?'