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Matt Guralsky Chicago

Dark, smooth, and rich...oh sorry, was just reading this can of Trader Joe's coffee beans. No, I didn't copy and paste that from my Tinder bio. Writer/standup comedian in Chicago, IL just trying to run with the wolves.

Comedy Writing

I Cut My Tongue Licking a Chobani Lid Again

Okay, I know there’s “a lot” of blood. Yes, I know it’s all over the wool carpeting we had installed last week.

by Matt Guralsky
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April 18, 2018

Japanese chef holding a wooden sushi boat

How I Got My Dad to Stop Bowing to the Waitstaff at Toshi’s Sashimi House

He may mean well, but your dad has gotta stop this. Not only for the good folks at Toshi's, but for your socially-conscious millennial sanity.

by Matt Guralsky
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February 6, 2018