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Canterbury, CT

Once Matt Hulten had a real job. It didn't last for very long. Hulten is an aspiring comedy writer and prays to God every night before he goes to bed (or passes out) that you'll laugh at his articles. If you do, he might bake you a delicious cake. If you don't, he might rob your house. The choice is yours. Matt Hulten has been attending various colleges in Connecticut steadily since he graduated high school in 1998. He has yet to earn a degree. When asked for his age, Matt Hulten can no longer check the 18-24 years-old box on course evaluation forms. He now has to check the much less hip 25-31 box and not a day goes by it doesn't upset him.

Please read Matt Hulten's stuff and if you like it, please give him the attention and compliments he so desperately craves. If you do send him a note, he promises to learn to read so he can appreciate your kind words.

Comedy Writing

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