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Matt McInerney

Matt McInerney is a designer and writer based out of Rhode Island. He runs a software agency by day and writes comedy by night. His work often appears in The Hard Times.

Comedy Writing

Former Employee Holds Key to Prevent AWS Shutdown and Potential Nuclear Meltdown

Our nuclear plant is verging on meltdown, and the key to stability lies in our vital AWS EC2 instance managed by former employee Ethan Reynolds.

by Matt McInerney
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January 23, 2025

How to Tell If That Beeping Noise Means Your Fridge Is Slightly Ajar or You’re Slowly Dying of Carbon Monoxide Poisoning

A Subtle Jingle Ascending in Scale: Your Bluetooth headphones are alerting you to a dying battery with a gentle cry for sustenance.

by Matt McInerney
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January 26, 2024