Confessions of a Potted Plant in Love with Harvey Weinstein
As a plant, it was one thing to have a guy like Harvey Weinstein brush up against you. But to finish himself off inside you?
Comedy Writing
Trump vs. America: The Boxing Match of the Century
In the left corner, weighing in at 225 pounds, the outspoken real estate tycoon egotist, Donald Trump. And in the right corner, weighing in at 50 trillion, the native land, USA.
Brutally Honest Marketing Copy for 13 Companies You Love to Hate
Uber not only allows you to pay top dollar to be kidnapped by a serial rapist, but automatically includes a 20% gratuity for having your dignity stripped!
10 Literary Rejection Letters to Famous Dead Authors
Good thing great authors aren't alive today. Here are 10 rejection letters they likely would have received in our current, dismal literary market.
In Defense of Sorority Slang
While I'm not a huge fan of sorority mixers, alcohol poisoning, or Spanx, we must appreciate sorority girl slang for its daily usefulness and mellifluous potency.
Four Hot Stock Picks from Satanwater Destructive Capital Management
Luce F.R. founded the fund Satanwater Destructive Capital Management to serve a wide range of hell-bound institutional clients. The hedge returned 666% last year.