The Temperaments of Other Musical Instruments, Vis-à-Vis the Clavier
The Foul-Tempered Oboe: Quicker to anger than the clavier, will just as soon stab you with a double-reed as look at you.
Matthew Brozik
New York
Author of CHAMPION AT THE BIT, DANGER ...WITH A HARD G, WHIMSY & SODA, and TAKING IVY SERIOUSLY and co-author of THE GOVERNMENT MANUAL FOR NEW SUPERHEROES, THE GOVERNMENT MANUAL FOR NEW WIZARDS, and THE GOVERNMENT MANUAL FOR NEW PIRATES (Andrews McMeel) and GOOROO'S *PRO*-MAGNON KITCHEN. Pushcart Prize-nominated writer of humor pieces featured at The New Yorker, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Grin & Tonic, and AdultSwim.com, with short fiction appearing in various publications in print and online. Co-founder and editor of HOW PANTS WORK @ Medium.
Comedy Writing