Revised Grade 12 Learning Outcomes for a Truncated School Year
History will now begin in 1776. Students should be able to: - Recall that John Hancock had a very large signature. - Name ONE of the TWO World Wars.
Comedy Writing
How to Pronounce the Names of White Male Politicians
Mike [ mahyk ] Pronounced: “my khh” Rhymes with: “yikes!” Common mispronunciations: Matt, Mark How to remember: Mike is short for “open mic night.”
The 7 Stages of an Organic Produce Box Subscription
Denial: The next box won't be here for another 20 hours. There's still time to eat this week's produce. The avocado is mush, but it's fine for guac.
I Am the Leviathan and I’m Sick of All the Attention Behemoth Gets
Whenever you describe something huge and monstrous, you call it "behemoth"—no one ever uses “leviathan” in the same way. Honestly, it hurts.