Birmingham, Alabama

Maury is the author of Shopping Bagged and Oliver's AI Generated Silly Picture Book, a contributor to comedy websites including The Broadway Beat, End of the Bench, The Spoof, Glossy News, Points in Case, Robot Butt, and Little Old Lady Comedy, and had a riff used in an episode of Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Maury is also a drummer, and lives in Birmingham, Alabama with his excellent family.

Comedy Writing

Jokes

If it smells like toast, walks like toast, and talks like toast, you are taking some powerful drugs.

— Maury Levine,

What doesn’t kill you may be arrested for attempted murder.

— Maury Levine,

Happiness is that feeling you get when you take warm laundry out of the dryer. Sadness is that feeling you get when your neighbor discovers you in their house holding their warm clothes.

— Maury Levine,

My first grade teacher was Mrs. Password.

— Maury Levine,

You are not you’re mistakes.

— Maury Levine,

Non sequitur? I hardly know her.

— Maury Levine,

My uncle always said, “Don’t be the hero.” So I didn’t pull the fire alarm.

— Maury Levine,

If you’ve ever used the word “heretofore” in conversation, you’ve purchased something from a haberdashery.

— Maury Levine,

Prison is just the most advanced level of escape room.

— Maury Levine,

Want to write haiku
Don’t have any ideas
Try again later

— Maury Levine,
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