The Genderqueer’s Guide to Choosing a Public Restroom
Before you even leave the house, you’ll have to decide which restroom is the bestroom for YOU. These five steps will help you make it all the way to that satisfying crap.
Max Delsohn holds a B.A. in Creative Writing from Seattle University, from which he graduated with Departmental Honors. He has been published in Cutbank: All Accounts and Mixtures, Storm Cellar Quarterly Review, #Trans: An Anthology, and Seattle University’s Fragments. He also moonlights as a stand-up comedian, and has performed at local shows such as Odd Babes Presents, Couth Buzzard Comedy Show, and Fist & Shout.
Before you even leave the house, you’ll have to decide which restroom is the bestroom for YOU. These five steps will help you make it all the way to that satisfying crap.