Can Someone Get Me Out of These Group Chats?
As soon as I step away from my phone for two minutes, I come back to 8,700 unread messages. There’s no way I can keep up with it.
Mayur Chauhan is an LA-based multi-hyphenate. He’s an actor- writer-director-comedian, and if you are still reading, a liar. Mayur grew up in New Delhi, India in such a loving family that when about ten years ago, he was leaving for the US, all his relatives came to the airport to ensure it was a one-way ticket.
As soon as I step away from my phone for two minutes, I come back to 8,700 unread messages. There’s no way I can keep up with it.
I watch other people do it: strangers in masks screaming at non-maskers in public places.
I went back in time and it was there that Lin-Manuel asked me to help him with his play Hamlet or something that starts with the letter H.
Domino’s Pizza: We’ll be back in 30 minutes or less, guaranteed. Use the DomiNoPage™ Tracker app for live updates.
With all due respect, let me tell you what an actual emergency is: when Rose’s necklace went missing and they blamed poor Jack for stealing it.
I’m five things: IT, chai-tea, yoga, Bollywood and the Taj Mahal. These are the only things I’m known for, thanks to you, America, my dear friend.
We are thankful for your hard work and creativity. Your work is as yummy, crunchy, and delicious---just like our chips!