I’m the Owner of the Little Boutique You Just Walked Into—Good Luck Leaving Without Buying Anything
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Comedy Writing
I’m Your Loved One in a Movie and I’m Definitely Not About to Die
I know I’ve been closed off my entire life, but, I don’t know, there’s something about right now that just makes me want to bare my soul to you.
I Know We’re All Having a Great Time at This Party, but What If We Played a Game Instead?
Yeah, low-stakes mingling is fun, but getting to explain the rules of rummy to a captive audience makes me feel alive.
What to Say If Someone Offers You a Cigarette
I don’t want my future to go up in smoke. Sam is always watching. I don’t want to risk my chances of getting into a good college. Or my standing with Sam.
Mood Lighting for Life’s Pivotal Moments
Faerie Lights: For when you’re watching "Garden State" with him for the first time.
The Letter D Wishes You’d Stop Calling the Alphabet “The ABCs”
“The ABCs” isn’t even a good name. I don’t really see the draw.
Your Bar Trivia Host Lays Down Some Ground Rules
Our bar trivia is not—and I can’t stress this enough—fun. Think: the SATs. Think: your driver’s exam—the one you had to study for.
15 Subdued Alternatives to Harsh Overhead Lighting
- Several Loose Flashlights - One Omni-Seasonal Jack-O-Lantern
Decor Themes to Elevate Your Airbnb
Make entering your Airbnb a confrontational experience. Rude, even.
My Friend’s Dog Is Actually Super Awkward to Hang with When My Friend Isn’t Around
I swear this dog knows every command except "speak?" I'm always carrying the conversation!
Five Zoom Habits That Say “I’m Actually a Sailor from the 17th Century and I Must Return to My Time”
You’ve sworn you’ve heard the unmistakable “thunk” of a peg-leg issuing from their mic on more than one Zoom call.
Capture Your Zoom Therapist’s Interest in Just Ten Easy Steps
While it’s important to develop your key players (namely, your mom and your ex-boyfriend Ethan), don’t be afraid to throw in some side characters!