Stages of Processing a Catcaller Saying “You’ve Still Got It”
Minimizing: Well, at least saying you’ve “still got it” isn’t vulgar or threatening.
Meg Reid is a satirist and humor writer. She is a contributor at The Onion, Reductress, McSweeney’s, Point in Case, Slackjaw, and The Weekly Humorist. You can also find her work in Robot Butt, Greener Pastures, Flexx Mag, and End of the Bench. She is on Twitter, Instagram, and Medium. she/her
Minimizing: Well, at least saying you’ve “still got it” isn’t vulgar or threatening.
Your message may simply be too sophisticated to be understood by lower life forms.
I’m so jealous of guys like you who can just sit at a table like this for hours and hours without literally moving a muscle—must be nice.