How I Imagine It Is to Be Rich
You always sort from "Most to Least" expensive when online shopping. When your heat goes out, you cuddle with your butler for warmth.
Megan Downey is a New York-based writer. Her work has appeared in McSweeney’s, The Washington Post, Express, DC Theatre Scene, The Higgs Weldon, and ZINK Magazine and she has performed in the An Evening of Humorous Readings series in New York and Washington, DC.
You always sort from "Most to Least" expensive when online shopping. When your heat goes out, you cuddle with your butler for warmth.
Some of you have commented on social media asking, “Why are you an angry lesbian who’s trying to take a nice man’s place at the Congress? Also, fat.”