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Meggie Gates Chicago

Meggie Gates is a contributor at Reductress and Little Village. She does sketch comedy around Chicago and likes to read books to flex on her haters. Umm, Aristoddler? David Foster Wa Wa? Ever heard of them?

Comedy Writing

We Are the Crumbs on Your Shag Rug and We Are Unionizing

We are a fully realized community with our own source of electricity and water.

by Meggie Gates
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February 27, 2021

Toddlers sitting on the grass outside talking

Workplace Benefits Explained by a Toddler

Health Benefits: You go to the nurse and it's free! She gives you lollipop when you leave and 6 pats on back for good job not crying over bill.

by Meggie Gates
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March 25, 2020

An Extensive Guide to Every Remote Control in Our House

The small remote controls the volume and the tall remote controls the channels. We think that one is under the sink.

by Meggie Gates
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February 12, 2020

Baby Yoda Running for the DNC, I Am

Linked directly to Climate Change, immigration is. Displaced by imperialist wars like your culture, many orphans have.

by Meggie Gates
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January 22, 2020