Thus Baked Zarathustra
This simple 7-ingredient recipe will elevate your baking beyond the falsehoods of flavor and morality.
Comedy Writing
Dracula Regrets Opening Up His Marriage
I was the one who asked for it, and I had a lot of success at first: one, two, three! Three brides! Ah, ah, ah!
Four Benefits of Climate Change, According to a 19th Century Adventurer
Fair Britannia’s genius has warmed the globe with her belching smokestacks and engines of industry, and the cruel polar ice is in retreat.
The Time Has Come to Vaccinate America’s Ghosts
For too long, we have ignored the very real threat that COVID-19 can survive in and be spread through ectoplasm.
The Yelp Reviews in the Trash Zone Are Misleading at Best
The reality: You wouldn’t guess that gasoline is more precious than blood in the Southern Wastes with how long these rats were on that engine block.