Toronto

Giving the zeitgeist a wedgie.

Comedy Writing

utensils in the sink, being dirty

Love in the Time of Cutlery

“Hey gorgeous,” knife said to fork. That trim bastard put the cut in cutlery. “Weird night,” said knife. “I buttered some bread, and that was it."

Jokes

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about reaching for the stars, it’s that famous people don’t like to be grabbed.

— Michael Ralph,
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