Majoring in Film
Given a camera, most amateurs turn into Webshots whores. But film majors are a special breed of right-brained, emo movie catastrophe.
Comedy Writing
The Soft Way: Beaching
Mikey's friend Michelle is back with a lot more sun to the head and a lot less clothing on her back. Watch out boys, it's a cruel summer!
Having Fun
Is it really that hard to have fun you ask? Considering things like lame freshman dorms, futile vomiting, and sexual rejection...yes.
Logging On to the Internet is a Frightening Proposition
Any astronomer who says no one knows what's inside of a black hole obviously hasn't signed on to AIM and Facebook simultaneously.
Having Friends
Long gone are the days of lame high school cliques. Now you can deal with backstabbing, arguments, and bros before hoes on a mature level.
Picking Up Women
It's springtime and hot young ladies are dressed in less. Are you ready to impress? Uh-oh, better take care of that boner first.
Being Drunk
It's time to give the standard drinking exposition some personality by moving into the realms of bad taste with this recipe for disaster.
Roommating
Two people forced to share cramped living quarters? Blasphemy! Here's how to tackle sharing, fighting, sleeping and showering...apart.
All-Nighting
You've waited 'til the last minute to study, but that's ok, thanks to the Gods of Procrastination! Can they hold off the Sleep God long enough?
The Soft Way
The Hard Way gets an infusion of estrogen when Mikey's friend Michelle takes over the keyboard. Whew boy, she's got some perky tits too!
Cutting Your Hair
It's time to go beyond the familiar cry of 'just cut it shorter.' Here's how to approach the salons without sacrificing your manhood.
Retiring
The Hard Way goes out in a blaze of glory, not unlike a rambling old man telling his final tale. Humor him as he has humored you.