Austin

Mike Faerber attends the University of Texas along with the 2005 National Champion Longhorn Football team. He majors in Radio-TV-Film or whatever major you say after he asks, "What’s your major?" Mike rarely skips class and almost hurls every time he takes a shot. In his off time, he gets naked, complains, and dreams of being a comic. Mike is funny. Mike isn’t very funny. Mike saw his first pair of breasts at age 17. At age 19 he finally came to... the realization that boobs are awesome. He also grew a beard in his two year coma, and has formed a search party (made up of delicious snacks) for his mouth. Scientists once tried to extract DNA from his hair, but instead ended up extracting even more hair from his DNA.

Comedy Writing

Beautiful Days

The first days of spring beckon, but your professors continue to shove classes in your face. It's an age-old weather versus student struggle.

Going Out to Dinner

It's hard to digest all the restaurant logistics, whether it's a late-night appetizer with friends, or an early chain buffet dinner with the fam.

Being Male

As a man, you have it made: life is simpler, logical, and you don't have to fight for your rights. Then along comes love, dating, and a 9-5.

A Valentine’s Whine

Single and lonely, dating and broke, or playing the field and caught up with VD. Classic case of damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Working Out

Time to gather up what little bit of testosterone you have left and head to the gym, or you can kiss your manliness goodbye.

Growing a Beard

Drop the razor and get those follicles revved up, here's how to grow a beard. Take it from the expert on excessive facial hair: werewolves are super sexy.

Girlfriending

If you've ever had a girlfriend, you know how quickly things can sink low and then bounce right back. Make-up sex also powers trampolines.

Overcoming Obsessions

How to keep from falling victim to addictive habits like photographing yourself as Ron Burgundy, or making out with Dr. Pepper.

Virginity

You've waited and waited, but finally the anticipation and 'friendly encouragement' from your friends leaves you in the midst of indecision.

Being Libra

What is it like living under the curse of the worst of all zodiac signs? Frustrating, tragic, and ultimately hopeless. No need for a horoscope.

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