Austin

Mike Faerber attends the University of Texas along with the 2005 National Champion Longhorn Football team. He majors in Radio-TV-Film or whatever major you say after he asks, "What’s your major?" Mike rarely skips class and almost hurls every time he takes a shot. In his off time, he gets naked, complains, and dreams of being a comic. Mike is funny. Mike isn’t very funny. Mike saw his first pair of breasts at age 17. At age 19 he finally came to... the realization that boobs are awesome. He also grew a beard in his two year coma, and has formed a search party (made up of delicious snacks) for his mouth. Scientists once tried to extract DNA from his hair, but instead ended up extracting even more hair from his DNA.

Comedy Writing

Would You Rather…

Play Truth or Dare with people who ask embarassing questions?<br /><br />OR<br /><br />Play Spin the Bottle with embarassing looking ladies?<br /><br />Keep in mind that at some point you might play Never Have I Ever with people who ask about the above situations.

More Like Careless Gives Me Wood!

<p>Alternatitles: More like American SLUT! and The Famished Family and the Mystery of the Missing Values.<br /><br />Earlier today, in the midst of Thanksgiving festivities, my grandfather erupted with a stubbornness so awkward it almost ruined the holiday. We're talking claymation OH NO face, people.<br />

Are You SHIRTING Me?

This is me wearing <a href="http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/lookfrat/male">my shirt design</a>. I'm quite proud of it. Go buy one so that if we ever are at the same party, I can totally swoop in on the girl you're doggin' with a quick "Hey, did you know I created the shirt he's wearing. No really! Let's talk about it while i undo your bra."<br /><br />

The Longhorn and Short of It

I don't know if there are any University of Texas or Austin readers out there, but if there are, I figure i'll write one good post for YA'LL! Here comes the local humor.<br />

The Most Comprehensive Guide to Date… ing

*There are certain topics in the world of college humor that must be told and re-told. Take the current </em><a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/making_your_move.htm"><em>front page article</em></a><em> for Points In Case, case in point. The basic how to hit on women piece.

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