23/M/Lansing, MI (The Online Dating Game)
When the college bars close or you're just too old to fit in anymore, the Internet is there to catch your drunken, pathetic fall.
Mike Forest has finally graduated from Michigan State University, where he majored in film studies, although he admits that even he forgot what that means. In his free time, Mike writes scripts and feeds the homeless. Mike likes to watch cartoons and stand-up comedy. Curiously, he once won a bet by downing three packets of fire sauce at Taco Bell. He was dubbed "The Beech" his freshman year and wishes the nickname had a better backstory.
When the college bars close or you're just too old to fit in anymore, the Internet is there to catch your drunken, pathetic fall.
Is there any such thing as a 'normal' relationship anymore? Here's a thoughtful look into the spoken and unspoken arrangements of bf/gf.
Self-confidence isn't a problem when you know you're always right. The problem is making sure you always listen to yourself.
Four years of college for one piece of paper, a handful of loans, and no job. Congratulations, new alumni, it's time for you to start donating!
The long road to graduation culminates in one day of sweat-drenched pomp and ceremony. Wait, is that sweat or beer...or piss?
Hollywood's newest power couple leaves the Beech in emotional shambles. And not even one night in Paris could make up for this Katie.
Poker has already saturated mainstream television and your kitchen table once a week. Now it's actually going to your head.
Hanging out with your buddy and his girlfriend can serve as an ugly reminder of the bane of commitment. Next time, hop off the tricycle.
Your the new kid on the block at Corporate Giant XYZ and co-workers could care less about you. Here the ABC's on taking comedic control.
Planning on driving somewhere this summer? Based on gas prices, you might want to consider the closest substitute: eating a slushee.
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
If you plan on graduating without doing anything, you should end up pretty happy doing the same thing working for minimum wage.