The Party Oscars
It's the party to commemorate partying—a glamorous presentation of drinking, entertainment and debauchery sure to captivate your senses.
Comedy Writing
Spring Breakthroughs
Will girls ever realize the implications of the Girls Gone Wild 't-shirt for boobies' scheme? Will you get an STD from that cheap exotic hooker?
How to Get to the Final Four
Without actually playing for one of the teams, getting seats at a game can be tough. Consider plastic surgery to resemble Dick Vitale.
Christmas Tool Time
Straight from the set of the Home Improvement comes an annoying gift for all the people you hate: the Tim Allen box set.
New Year’s Retribution
Go ahead, make all the New Year's Resolutions you want. In the end you'll just be punished for aiming too high anyway.
Hindsight for the Romantically Hopeless
Sure you screwed up every previous Valentine's Day, but there's always time to improve. First, stop calling your left hand a 'new date.'
Boldface Rant
The new Nike commercial, sledding, the 'no pants' party, and 7-11 cashier encounters. It's all here...with key bold text for lazy readers.
Post-Oscar Trauma
When Chris Rock's failure to drop the f-bomb results in lower ratings, and Johnny Depp misses another Oscar, you know something's wrong.
The Day After Tomorrow
Bush has been re-elected and the future is still uncertain. Where will you be when disaster strikes?
The Backwash of Headline News
They say the last 10% of every set of new articles is 90% backwash. Now you can gargle it around and soak it in for a few paragraphs each.
Bus Stop Blues
Waiting over 45 minutes for the bus in Michigan might leave you bitter too. Especially if it means helping a stranger with car trouble.
Species of the Urban Bar Jungle
Discover some of the most common types of nightlife breeds and what to expect from each. Oh yes, it's an alcoholic jungle out there.