Roll the Credits
A low-budget movie premiere night turns into from bad to worse. Almost sounds like the set of an amateur porn.
Comedy Writing
How the Cookie Crumbled
Once upon a time in the land of Spartania, there was a giant fairytale metaphor. It grew larger and more complex, until it sorta fell apart.
Cast Your Presidential Vote Aside
Who will it be, Bush or Kerry? Or should you even vote? Time to litter the campaign trail with all sorts of wild propaganda.
Be There or Beware
There are two major attendance policies in college: class and your friends' 21sts. Don't underestimate the consequences of either one.
Men in Tights
Underwear shopping: Possibly the least eventful shopping experience of a man's life. Otherwise we question your sexuality.
One Giant Step for Technology
Camera phones, radio phones, iPods, digital nightmares.... Whatever happened to good ol' fashioned annoying DJ's?
The “Go Homo” Military Initiative
Has the U.S. military taken secret weapons research to the homosexual enemy conversion level? Yes, if you believe in 'gay gas.'
Right-Wing Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants: lovably naive cartoon character or overly-animated front man/sponge for the gay agenda?
Dave Barry, You Weasel!
One of the greatest humor writers of our time steps down from the aluminum throne. What will we do without exploding toilet jokes?
Clowning Miss America 2004
The 2004 Miss America Pageant may be shorter, skimpier, and less talent-based (thank God), but that won't stop it from sucking even worse.
Sex with Aliens
<p>Well, since no one is wondering where I've been online in the past couple of weeks, I'll tell you: I've been working on a sci-fi feature film that's been shooting in St. Louis.
New Beginnings
The best thing in the world happened to me on Friday.<br/><br/>No, not a foursome with the Dahm Triplets. Although that would be awesome as well.<br/><br/>I was let go from my job.