Where do you go when you need information from that paper you've had three weeks to write but haven't started and is now due tomorrow? I mean, besides Google. When I "wrote" my papers in college, I used online dictionaries and sources as much as the next guy. Maybe even more. His name was Jim. I got better grades than him and partied harder.<br />
<p>The other day I had to do some laundry. I was totally out of <a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/columns/mike/11-10-04.htm">undies </a> so it was time to make a trip down to one of the places I dread the most: the laundry room.<br/><br/>Since, the laundry room for my apartment serves the whole complex, I have to walk my laundry over.
<p>You heard it here first. OK, maybe you didn't hear it here <span style="font-style: italic;">first</span> maybe it was the second or third time you've heard it. I can't conceivably know all of you who read this and what you've been told or read by the time you finally get down to my tiny space on the 'net. <br/><br/>I've always said that you have to stick with what you believe in.
<p>Guys?
<div style="clear:both;"></div>I know the Oscars is already old news. for the record, Jon Stewart was great and if the Academy is smart, they'll invite him back and he'll be even better with one year under his belt. He held back a little, but I laughed a lot. By his own admission, the reviews he got said it all: he was great and terrible.<br /><br /><blockquote>Links to some reviews:
<p>Finally those Brits have slid beneath us. The US, king of all the stats that suck and stories of horribleness, was not the location of this story which is linked below.<br/><br/>I know kids are starting to "do it" earlier and earlier.
<p>Unlike my sex, I actually pay for my cable and my monthly bill is over a hundred (dollars)a month. I hate paying for channels that I will never watch. You know which ones I mean. The channels that target small segments of the population:<br /><br /><ul><li>HGTV (greenthumbs)</li><br /><li>BET (black people and wiggers)</li><br /><li>Oxygen/Lifetime (women)</li></ul>
<em> “You know what’s so great about ‘The Girl Next Door’?” </em><br /><em>“That Elisha Cuthbert is in it?”</em><br /><em>“No. The fact that everything in this movie could actually happen in real life.”</em><br />
<p>As if we somehow forget that the news was on everyday, three times a day, several stations for 24 hours a day, a local affiliate of a trio lettered network has been begun airing "switch over" commercials on other stations.<br /><br />As the spot opens an attractive African-American female anchor will turn to the camera and nicely remind you that the news will be on soon:<br />
<div style="clear:both;"></div>So, I like my <a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/free/ipod_mini.htm">iPod Mini</a>, but I’m not crazy about it. I can never understand why people say that Apple products are so ‘sexy.’<br /><br />‘ooooo the lines on the iPod are so sleek and sexy’<br />‘ooooo look at my tiny white headphones, they’re so sexy’
<div style="clear:both;"></div>Thank god there is finally going to be a woman in the White House. On TV, I mean. TV, thou who has raised us, informed us, educated us, coddled us and prepared us for every possible life circumstance for bringing us another life experience that we may now not have to deal with in real life first.<br/><br/>Think about it:<br/><br/>Death.
<div style="clear:both;"></div>Victoria’s Secret can be a scary place for many guys. We don’t really have a clue when it comes to women’s underwear except that we want it off them…NOW DO IT NOW!<br /><br />In celebration of a return home to EL this weekend, I made my first trip to the Land of Ridiculously Expensive Bras and Panties.<br />