Back, Demon! Your Name Gives Me Dominion Over You– Uh, As Soon As I Remember It
I have discovered that which can destroy you! Your name, demon! And I know your name… uh… man.
Comedy Writing
Pop from “Hop on Pop” Visits the Emergency Room
Sorry, say that again? Your boys were doing what? They were “hopping” on you?
Come On Man, Just Let Us Adore Him
Dude, I cannot wait to get in there and silently appreciate the little fella. Let’s go!
The Pleasure Is All Mine
Split it? You’re suggesting that we split the pleasure? That’s a good one. I’m laughing.
New York Times Presents 36 Hours Inside Your Own Head
Saturday, 3 pm --- Remembering the moment where everything could have gone differently
My Only Regret is That I Have But 96 Lives Per Day to Give For My Country by Wayne LaPierre
While a Nathan Hale could die but once, I, Wayne LaPierre, must oversee a daily sacrifice nearly five score that many Americans from gun violence.
I Didn’t Spend Four Years at Juilliard Studying Percussion To Be Called “Mr. Tambourine Man”
"You'll come following me in the jingle jangle morning," will you? You're going to stalk me? Is that a threat?