Love the Feminism, Hate the Feminist
In the face of exorbitant infringements on the rights of women in America recently, neo-feminists have become a convenient distraction for those aiming to control women's rights.
If you play a Justin Bieber song forward, it says, "Baby, baby, baby, oh." If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
In the face of exorbitant infringements on the rights of women in America recently, neo-feminists have become a convenient distraction for those aiming to control women's rights.
I say "who the fuck cares" because nobody really cares about people dying. If they do they're exercising an irony that would rival Alanis Morissette riding a Dodo bird to Greenland.
Everything "The Man" won't tell you about using ecstasy safely and to maximum effect, including what to listen to on ecstasy, and what over-the-counter drugs to use with it.
Although I once believed in the impregnability of my foe's defenses, I became cognizant of a few strategies for conquering humanity's greatest nemesis: CATS.
The entire "it's bad because it's illegal" argument is futile at best, but more likely irresponsibly dangerous. Marijuana is only the most salient example because of its widespread use.
We have to scour history for the oldest, boldest, turn-the-other-cheekiest son-of-a-bitch we can. Only then, using the PRETEND function, can we can spot the next Jesus in our midst.
American cinema deceptively portrays Amsterdam, but not in the way you may think. All that we've seen and heard have actually been diluted versions of the truth.
Disregarding the Fermi paradox, the cosmic silence we perceive, and the fact that we're too boring for aliens to hang out with, you still didn't get abducted. Here's why.
Turning bread and wine into flesh and blood is perfectly plausible and happens every Sunday. It's also not creepy at all that it's later ingested. Long live Jesus!
Throughout history, cats had an uncanny ability to lull people into their graces with the innocence of kittenhood. Now we know they're sexual deviants that are full of shit.
Robots will soon be able to make mincemeat out of you. Think the Terminator was badass? That pussy couldn't even time travel and terminate his own illegitimate child.