Love the Feminism, Hate the Feminist
In the face of exorbitant infringements on the rights of women in America recently, neo-feminists have become a convenient distraction for those aiming to control women's rights.
Comedy Writing
Isn’t It Auroranic?
I say "who the fuck cares" because nobody really cares about people dying. If they do they're exercising an irony that would rival Alanis Morissette riding a Dodo bird to Greenland.
Taking Ecstasy: What You REALLY Need to Know
Everything "The Man" won't tell you about using ecstasy safely and to maximum effect, including what to listen to on ecstasy, and what over-the-counter drugs to use with it.
Strategy for Eliminating Cats from the World
Although I once believed in the impregnability of my foe's defenses, I became cognizant of a few strategies for conquering humanity's greatest nemesis: CATS.
PIC PSA: Protect Yourself from Drugs
The entire "it's bad because it's illegal" argument is futile at best, but more likely irresponsibly dangerous. Marijuana is only the most salient example because of its widespread use.
E=MCsaved
We have to scour history for the oldest, boldest, turn-the-other-cheekiest son-of-a-bitch we can. Only then, using the PRETEND function, can we can spot the next Jesus in our midst.
Village of the Amsterdamned
American cinema deceptively portrays Amsterdam, but not in the way you may think. All that we've seen and heard have actually been diluted versions of the truth.
Shut the Fuck Up, You Were Not Abducted By Aliens
Disregarding the Fermi paradox, the cosmic silence we perceive, and the fact that we're too boring for aliens to hang out with, you still didn't get abducted. Here's why.
48 Things You Didn’t Know About Easter
Turning bread and wine into flesh and blood is perfectly plausible and happens every Sunday. It's also not creepy at all that it's later ingested. Long live Jesus!
Five Reasons You Should Never Trust Cats
Throughout history, cats had an uncanny ability to lull people into their graces with the innocence of kittenhood. Now we know they're sexual deviants that are full of shit.
Modern Day Robot Asskickery
Robots will soon be able to make mincemeat out of you. Think the Terminator was badass? That pussy couldn't even time travel and terminate his own illegitimate child.