I Am the Production Accountant on This Viking TV Documentary and You’re Using Too Much Blood
While I appreciate your dedication to authenticity, it’s making our battlefields look like the aftermath of Carrie’s prom.
Comedy Writing
We’re Not Denying You Had a Baby, But As Your Health Insurance Company, We Are Denying Everything Else
Next time, consider delivering in a Lyft, the cereal aisle at your grocery store, or during your yoga class. Claim denied.
47 Corporate Buzzwords Redefined for Work-At-Home Times
Early Adopters: The line you wished you’d gotten into to get the better kids than the ones you’re in lockdown with.
17 Financial Terms Redefined for COVID Times
Liquidity: How many glasses of wine Mommy will need before she can help with fifth grade math.
Starbucks Introduces “New Normal” Seasonal Brews for Apocalyptic Times
Campus Dream — Coming Fall semester, steaming hot espresso with subtle notes of ennui, stale beer and dirty clothes.