Doritos’ “Bold Togetherness” Pitch to Rebrand the CDC
Doritos, we’re nothing but consistent. Doritos are always crunchy. We never give conflicting guidance on how to enjoy Doritos.
Natalia is a improviser and stand-up comic based in Brooklyn. Her day job includes hanging out with data and science-ing the eff out of it. When she's not writing, Natalia is generally hanging out with her deliciously named pug mix, Pierogi.
Doritos, we’re nothing but consistent. Doritos are always crunchy. We never give conflicting guidance on how to enjoy Doritos.
Great Awakening Soufflé: Stir pent-up resentment amongst white Americans (preferably men, but women are an adequate substitute).